Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Effictive Imagery #6

       It was dusk, the light was dissolving behind the apex of the bluff. There he sat gazing at me outside his wooden cabin in a rigged chair. His vacant expression on his face stated he was alone and abandoned. His beret fell over his face like it was part of his figure. In his right hand he held a cigarette that puffed out smoke. Wrinkles covered his face from forehead to chin, He was as dull as a blank canvas. His eyes were like a cobra, glaring at his surroundings with patience, not moving a muscle waiting to pounce at a sudden movement. He had an ash grey mustache under his aged nose. A soft grown came from the man like a bear with an upset stomach. He exhaled, and with his last breathe he muttered the words,"Mona, I'm coming."

Friday, November 4, 2011

#5 College Application

       I am a unique human being, usually off climbing Mount Everest, again. I skydive, without a parachute. I can lick my elbow. I have beat flash in a 100 meter dash. I can walk on water. I can sneeze with my eyes open. I have survived the ice age. I have flown with a flock of geese. I am immune to cancer. I bowl... overhand. Both sides of my pillow are cold. I have jumped to the moon. I have escaped a volcanic eruption by walking away. I have won the Tour De France by jogging. I am fluent in over 150 languages. I once Lapped my opponent in a drag race. My to-do list is Done.

       I have killed two birds with one stone. The prime minister once took a bullet for me. I found a needle in a haystack. I can make orange juice, out of apples. Santa Claus sits on my lap. Atlas dropped the world to shake my hand. I can speak braille. I didn't speak with Gandhi, Gandhi spoke with me.I have won the lifetime accomplishment award, twice. I have discovered the meaning of life. I have roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris. I built the pyramids, one handed.